Monday, July 23, 2012

This Freakin' Cat

This freakin' cat that I took into my life, because he promised me that I'd be the leader of the human race once he'd take over the world. I'm starting to think that all he does is sleep all day! He's the master procrastinator!

 Don’t Flatter Yourself

Cats are obedient
They love you
They play with you
They run after you
But they bite you
If you cross the line,
if you threaten,
if you pick on them,
they bite you
Just like I bite the thing,
the man,
the woman,
the whoever that made me
At least,
I think so


"Don't Flatter Yourself" is a poem from my book called Hello Mr. Satan, You're an Idiot! If you would like to see book, look it up! Dang!